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	<title>The Beaten Horse</title>
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		<title>U.N. Assistance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Steph: I&#8217;ve been eating everything that gets within 5 feet of my mouth this week.
Aharon: I know. After this baby is out of you, I&#8217;m cutting you off.  It will be like Ethiopia in our house. The U.N. will have to make food drops.
Steph:  

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		<title>Ode to my Neti Pot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I place thee at my nose&#8217;s door,
Tilt mine head, and start to pour.
In one nostril, out the other -
Cleansing this expectant mother
Of pervasive airborne allergens
And discomfort that their presence lends.
From deep within mine closet, hidden,
Past western remedies now forbidden
I&#8217;ll take thee out and hail thy powers -
And use thee every 3-4 hours;
Thy waters causeth me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thebeatenhorse.com/2010/03/ode-to-my-neti-pot/</link>
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		<title>Red Tide Development</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Phil: There&#8217;s an issue on the Widget Sales* site.
Steph: There are lots of issues on the Widget Sales site.  We&#8217;re still working on it.
Phil: Just letting you know&#8230;
Steph: That&#8217;s like pointing out that a fish is dead at red tide.

*This is not a real site.
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		<link>http://www.thebeatenhorse.com/2010/02/red-tide-development/</link>
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		<title>Scorched Bed Policy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning, as Aharon got out of bed and headed to the kitchen for coffee:
Aharon: *ppphhhbbbbbbbrrt*
Steph: Did you just fart under the covers?!
Aharon: That was to make sure you get out of bed.
Steph: Nice. Scorched bed policy. Smells like General Sherman himself blazed a a path through our bedroom.

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		<link>http://www.thebeatenhorse.com/2010/01/scorched-bed-policy/</link>
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		<title>Sealing the Sales Pipeline</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This week I was assigned a product launch somewhere in the middle of the project, which left me with significant catching up to do. The project involves partnering with other companies in my industry, so naturally, concern #1 is protecting our interest. When determining how much to spend on a marketing effort, one of the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thebeatenhorse.com/2010/01/sealing-the-sales-pipeline/</link>
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		<title>Little Fridge of Horrors</title>
		<description><![CDATA[

[Aharon]: 
What was all the racket down there? 


[Steph]: 
I cleaned out the fridge. Something I think used to be broccoli almost bit me. 



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		<link>http://www.thebeatenhorse.com/2010/01/little-fridge-of-horrors/</link>
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		<title>Wet T-shirt Contest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Technically, there&#8217;s no wetness involved &#8211; unless you count all the sweat clinging to your person after you consume a fresh, hot, spicy Taco Bus burrito.

Apparently, there&#8217;s a contest for a T-shirt design for our local Taco Bus here in Seminole Heights. Mi amigo Shawn has the lowdown on his blog, MySeminoleHeights.com. So I felt [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thebeatenhorse.com/2010/01/wet-t-shirt-contest/</link>
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		<title>COLD weather, HOT cocoa</title>
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Stay warm this weekend, and try a cup of hot cocoa that will punch you in the throat. My grandfather showed me how to make hot cocoa as a kid, and the stuff out of a packet is downright gross after you&#8217;ve had the real stuff. This is my favorite &#8220;Mexican&#8221; variety. Makes a single [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thebeatenhorse.com/2010/01/cold-weather-hot-cocoa/</link>
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		<title>Puggernaut for J. Bodine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I would like a drawing for my limerick:
There once was a sad little pug, with eyes like those on a bug.
It yapped at Shawn, and pooped on my lawn,
While drinking cheap wine from a jug.
- Jethro Bodine



Dear Jethro,
I rarely give people exactly what they ask for.  So here&#8217;s a lobster boiling in a pot, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thebeatenhorse.com/2010/01/puggernaut-for-j-bodine/</link>
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		<title>Pregnant ladies like their meat FRESH</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the many rules I&#8217;m supposed to follow whilst serving as a life pod for the offspring is &#8220;do not consume undercooked meat.&#8221; I can live without sushi, but at a quality steak joint, that just sucks. I assume Aharon was tired of hearing about it when he apprised the table of this piece [...]]]></description>
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