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I would like a drawing for my limerick:
There once was a sad little pug, with eyes like those on a bug.
It yapped at Shawn, and pooped on my lawn,
While drinking cheap wine from a jug.
- Jethro Bodine
| Dear Jethro,
I rarely give people exactly what they ask for. So here’s a lobster boiling in a pot, since that’s how I feel with all the pressure you put me under for your little limerick. |
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Okay, fine. Here you go.
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…we are beginning to hear stories of your new friend, the ‘possum.
- Dan
Dear Dan,
With the economy in the pooper, we no longer enjoy our friend in the same way that we used to.
-Stephanie
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Earth to Steph! It’s now been a month since your last masterpiece and all of your fans are getting pretty anxious. Okay, here’s an idea: McCain and Obama wrestling in Jell-O wearing nothing but speedos. You can even throw Hillary in for good measure.
Jamie
Dear Jamie,
Since there has been such a delay in my response, I’m afraid a presidential speedo Jell-O match would be a bit – well – stale. Instead, I have chosen to depict the reported aftermath of that fateful match.
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I would like to see a picture of aliens enjoying the aforementioned haggis that you wrote about it.
Make it so! Puhleeze?
- Matt
Dear Matt,
In my experience with aliens, they do not enjoy the Haggis. They prefer your entrails.
-Stephanie
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Hi Stephanie,
I’m on the hook to create a business risk dashboard for work. My boss is expecting lots of bells and whistles and I don’t know what to do! Help!
Thank you,
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
You’re in luck. I recently submitted this design concept (click to enlarge) to our web development team to track and estimate the success of my own projects. Feel free to piggy-back off of my work – I hope it will suit your needs with minor customization.
-Stephanie
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Stephanie,
Aharon [husband] stated that you were taking requests for drawings. Well, I need one. Aharon has asked me to think of him “not as a customer, but as one of the voices inside my head helping me make decisions.” That sparked an interesting image in my mind that would look great as one of your drawings.
The picture: a person (me) with one small person on one shoulder (the devil – bad guy) and one small person on the other (the angel – good guy). The bad one could resemble Aharon (or a cropped picture of his face) and should be stating “YOU WON’T.” The good one could resemble me, and should be stating something to the effect of, “You probably shouldn’t.”
Thanks,
Dan
Dear Dan,
I believe the picture below is a more accurate representation of reality.
- Stephanie
