January
9th 2010
Posted under Request
I would like a drawing for my limerick:
There once was a sad little pug, with eyes like those on a bug.
It yapped at Shawn, and pooped on my lawn,
While drinking cheap wine from a jug.
- Jethro Bodine
| Dear Jethro,
I rarely give people exactly what they ask for. So here’s a lobster boiling in a pot, since that’s how I feel with all the pressure you put me under for your little limerick. |
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Okay, fine. Here you go.
2 Responses to “Puggernaut for J. Bodine”
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Jethro Bodine on 09 Jan 2010 at 12:29 pm #
Thank you. Preggers or not, you have a reputation to uphold. Your unborn child would want it that way. I’m only looking out for him/her.
Roy Brown on 10 Jan 2010 at 4:24 pm #
Little Pug goggle eyes looking so intent
gasping and huffing with no way to vent.
The ball in her pen suffers her wrath
as she blazes down a well-worn path
not stopping til harmony is rent.
She shoots her hand skyward, a thought in her mind
bubbles up happily, wickedly, decidedly unkind.
She’ll ask in all innocence, with a nod and wink,
whether or not she correctly registered a stink,
and chuckles if she catches anyone in a bind.
The night is still young, the bottle half drunk,
and she won’t leave her perch until the room’s in a funk.
There is work to prevent, progress to spoil
and she hunkers down gleefully into the toil
until everyone’s dream of peace is sunk.