One of the many rules I’m supposed to follow whilst serving as a life pod for the offspring is “do not consume undercooked meat.” I can live without sushi, but at a quality steak joint, that just sucks. I assume Aharon was tired of hearing about it when he apprised the table of this piece of pregnant dining history:

A hundred years ago, pregnant women chased down cows in the field and ate straight from their guts. Just order the steak the way you like it.

Since that’s about the time the Titanic sailed, they probably chowed down on that hot flesh daintily.

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