[Boss]: We’re all having a laugh over here at your expense.

[Me]: At my expense?

[Boss]: Well, at your blog. Everyone is laughing at my lack of neck.

[Me]: That’s how I identify you. You seemed to like the first one so much, I thought I’d stick with it.

[Me]: At least I didn’t give you a tiny head. I’m saving that one for someone special.

[Boss]: Who?

[Me]: I don’t know yet. But when I do, I’m sure I’ll leave off his/her name.

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[Shawn]: Anyone interested in leaving the game after the first inning and heading to the Dubliner?

[Sasha]: I’m in! Are we allowed do that? I don’t want to look like a dink to the rest of the team, but sitting through four hours of baseball is about as fun as gouging my eyes out with a dead squirrel.

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