[Jon, aka Shrek]: There are 24 exit signs on this floor. There are only two stairwells. Who thought that was a good idea? There are 10 within view of my desk. They all point in different directions!

[Shawn]: Steph tampers with them after you leave at four, so that in the event of a fire, you will surely get confused/flustered and burn.

[Me]: Mmmm…. Jonfire. Sounds like “bonfire.”

[Jon]: That’s sick and twisted. But I expect that from you.

[Me]: Why thank you. Here’s for your cube wall collection:

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