Archive for April, 2008

April
30th 2008
Ninja Kitteh pwns Ceiling Cat

Posted under Musing

www.icanhascheezburger.com = primo time waster.

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April
22nd 2008
Discovery Thin

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[Husband]: what do we have on TV tonight?
[Me]
: nothing. we’ll have to watch tummy reductions and excess skin removal on discovery health.
[Husband]: that’s all they have on that channel. they should call it “discovery thin.”

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April
17th 2008
Ye Olde Planke

Posted under Musing

Conference calls are much more tolerable if you can manage to take a mental mini-break to a happy fantasy world.  Like on those Corona ads.

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April
17th 2008
Shifting Responsibilities

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I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed at the job lately. The man (I work for the man) said to “shift” some of my responsibilities to other departments to alleviate some of the excess burden.

Shifting responsibilities is like tying a dead horse to your leg with a short rope, and pushing it off a cliff. You know you’re going to get dragged down there with it when it hits bottom.

I say dead horse beacause there’s a “beating it to death” metophor in there somewhere…

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